Tongue Twisters, Jokes, and Brain Teasers
Jennifer: What did you get the little medal for?
Fern: For singing.
Jennifer: What did you get the large medal for?
Fern: For stopping.
Diner: Waiter, why is there no turtle in this turtle stew?
Waiter: Well if you look closely then you will realize that there is no horse in horseradish.
Jennifer: Is this the other side of the street?
Fern: No, its on that side.
Jennifer: Aw man! The man on the other side told me it was here.
Brain Teaser: Ever wonder why goods sent by ship are called cargo, but goods sent by car are called shipment?
Weather Forecast: " There will be a some clouds and temperatures in the 50s with a 70% chance we're wrong.
By: Marcell